Random Quotes

"Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything."

"You do not know the extent of my appetite, Simon. I'll not have my fill of revenge until this village is a graveyard. Until they have felt, as I did, the kiss of fire on their soft bare flesh. All of them. Have patience my friends. Surely, after all these years, I'm entitled to a few small amusements."